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  1. Laura O April 23, 2014

    Wow. That sounds so bad I sort of want to see it – just so I can hate it. Is that weird?

    • The Craggus April 23, 2014

      No, I totally get that. It’s why I’ve seen all four Twilight movies.

      • Laura O April 24, 2014

        You have?! I think I gave up after the second one. I simply cannot stand the girl and her constant pouting.

        • The Craggus April 24, 2014

          Ha ha – I am so with you. I find her continued acting career baffling and upsetting. Have to say, though, the latter two were kind of weirdly enjoyable as camp gothic farces of unbelievably bonkers plotting.

          • Laura O April 24, 2014

            Ok, so now I’m interested! As for Kristen Stewart, as far as I’m concerned she’s on a par with the truly dreadful and insipid Keira Knightley. Why do they keep getting cast?

          • The Craggus April 24, 2014

            You’ll probably enjoy this then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBU8T4hR-6U&sns=em

          • Laura O April 24, 2014

            Ahahahahaah! Wait. Are those the actual words from the film? The dialogue seems about as good as I remember.

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