It’s always dorkiest before the breaking dawn. Vampires Suck (2010)

It’s always dorkiest before the breaking dawn. Vampires Suck (2010)

I’m unapologetically fond of dumb spoof movies. I’m sorry, but that’s just how I am. Oh, I can embrace the abstract intellectualism of Jonathan Glazer or disdain the nihilistic art house pretension of Nicholas Winding Refn till the cows come home, but a little bit of me is forever the sniggering school kid who watched, ..