Sometime in the past week, thecraggus.com (formerly What The Craggus Saw) passed a significant milestone – one million words of content.
At the time of writing, it’s actually 1,004,144 words – oh no, wait now it’s 1,004,172 and, well, you get the drift.
Whether you’ve read one review, or every single one of those million words – or even just the 70 or so words of this very post, I just wanted to take a moment to mark the occasion and say:
I appreciate it.
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Throw caution to the wind and watch Safety Not Guaranteed! In the September 1997 issue of Backwoods Home magazine, a publication aimed at rural California, a mysterious classified ad appeared in the 'Wanted' section: Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O...
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Ennui is a metatextual audience surrogate as Pixar's mediocre run continues. Puberty arrives not with a bang but a bureaucracy, as Inside Out 2 trades the rich inner chaos of childhood for a corporate re-org where every emotion has to wear a lanyard and file paperwork. It’s less an...
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Avengers Assemble is a triumph When Loki appears in a SHIELD facility and steals the Tesseract, Nick Fury decides its time to Assemble the Avengers. But bringing together a group of heroes is quite different from creating a team and with an alien invasion imminent, Iron Man...
Horror
WolfCop puts the 'Like' in Lycanthropy! When a werewolf film chooses to show its first transformation mid-urination – and cock first – you know the movie’s got no intention of dicking around. “WolfCop”, released in the UK on BluRay and DVD, unashamedly delivers on the promise of its...
Horror
The Black Phone is one horror call you're going to want to pick up One of the more remarkable things about THE BLACK PHONE is its aesthetic. It looks and feels authentically late-1970s, so much so that you could believe it was genuinely made back then and only recently rediscovered. The...
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Call the humane society, Cats & Dogs: Paws Unite needs to be put to sleep An un-retrieved stick’s throw away from the likeable original and even the inferior sequel, this cheap and cheerless threequel borders on animal abuse and certainly qualifies as audience cruelty. That...
Congrats on the milestone, Craggus!
Congrats!