The Final Destination threequel dials up the fun and the diabolical complexity.

As Ronan Keating once so adroitly observed, life is a rollercoaster and, would you believe it, so it transpires is death. Safety harnesses click, hydraulics hiss, and the camera drifts through the bones of a carnival ride that hasn’t started moving yet but already feels wrong. Final Destination 3 opens in that most everyday temple to the joy of terror: the funfair. What better place for Death to set into motion one of his Rube Goldberg machinations than a carnival of fairground machinery, operated by bored teens and held together by rust, luck, and a bit of chewed gum? There’s a special kind of menace in things that are intended to feel dangerous by design.

This time Death’s plans go off the rails (or rather don’t) when the premonition hits as Wendy (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) and her friends are queueing for Devil’s Flight, the carnival’s headline steel coaster. Wendy’s vision isn’t just about being flung off the tracks –it’s about watching the people around her die in sickening, hyper-specific ways. If Final Destination weaponised paranoia and Final Destination 2 engineered chaos, then Final Destination 3 is the control group: tighter, more contained, and fascinated with the mechanics of how things go wrong. Death is in the zone and getting creative.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead anchors the film with far more poise than it probably deserves, elevating what could have been a genre retread into something that still holds together. Her Wendy isn’t a prophet, a recluse or a crusader; she’s just scared. And the film is smart enough to let that be enough. Paired with Ryan Merriman as the reluctant co-survivor Kevin, the film leans back into the first entry’s two-hander dynamic, eschewing the ensemble anxiety of the sequel for something more intimate.

The deaths are more stylised this time, and often more absurd, but never less cruel. The infamous tanning bed scene, for all its exploitative framing, is structured with cruel precision. It’s not about flesh or fire, it’s about containment. Once the lid comes down, there’s no escape. And that idea –that you might already be inside the trap, even in the most mundane places –continues to echo through the film’s set-pieces, especially with Death having decided to fully embrace a sly irony with its corrective carnage.

Tonally, it doesn’t quite split the difference between the first two. The sense of grand design isn’t as sharp, and the mythos gets a bit loose around the edges – not helped by the absence of Tony Todd’s Bludworth, whose cryptic monologues gave the first two entries their morgue-side gravitas. The camera, now digital, sometimes gets drunk on the spectacle, favouring energy over elegance. There’s a shift in priorities here –not a betrayal of what came before, but a sign that the franchise is starting to enjoy its reputation.

But for all its tightening budget and increasing artifice, Final Destination 3 still respects the rules. Death is still a force, not a face. The sense of pattern, of logic, of cruel mathematics still pulses underneath. It’s a film that understands the shape of the series, even if it plays a little fast and loose with the detail. What keeps it interesting is that, even three films in, it’s still trying to show you something new about how things fall apart.

And it helps that it looks good doing it. Winstead has distinctive big-screen presence, and the cinematography, though glossier, keeps enough edge to stop it sliding into self-parody. It may not be as iconic as the second film or as groundbreaking as the first, but it’s more than just an echo. There’s purpose here, and the emergence of a darkly humorous streak, even if the system’s starting to creak.

Final Destination 3 makes the smart move and sticks to the formula’s strengths; it keeps the gears turning, the traps primed, and the sense that Death –always patient, always watching – is starting to have a little fun.

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Score 6/10


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