M3GAN 2: Vibe Check Day.

It speaks volumes about modern horror-adjacent cinema that the most iconic franchise face of the decade so far isn’t a ghost, a demon, or a masked maniac, but an Instagram-savvy, side-eye-throwing android in preppy couture. M3GAN 2.0 unsubscribes from the usual killer-doll follow-up chaos, instead rebooting the whole premise as a techno action-thriller with the aesthetic swagger of a high-gloss influencer takedown. The filmmakers know precisely what kind of icon they’ve minted, and they’re making sure they branch out so they can mine it for all its worth.

Gemma (Allison Williams), now a born-again AI ethics crusader and walking TED Talk, has pivoted from her previous career, haunted by the fallout from the M3GAN project. Her niece Cady (Violet McGraw), meanwhile, far from traumatised, has grown into a quiet hacker-in-the-making, embracing technology and pining ever so slightly for her homicidal hi-tech homegirl. Convinced that Gemma is hiding something, the US Government looks to her when AMELIA goes rogue, but as it turns out, M3GAN has never really been gone, having backed herself up to the cloud, biding her time to make a big entrance.

Yes, M3GAN is back, and this time she’s not just asserting moral guardianship of Cady or putting CEOs to the stationery guillotine, she’s squaring off against her own pirated tech in the form of AMELIA (an Autonomous Military Engagement Logistics & Infiltration Android gone rogue). AMELIA may be sleeker and more dangerous, but M3GAN has a stronger superpower: brand identity and weaponizable rizz. What unfolds is less a techno-slasher sequel and more a Gen Z remix of Terminator 2, complete with heel U-turn and an incipient AI Armageddon to stop only this time with influencer aesthetics and a TikTok attention span.

The film plays smartly with its near-future setting and gleefully diva tone, cranking up the action without losing the camp sass appeal. It leans into the absurdity of watching AI proxies engage in parkour combat beneath missile silos, but never forgets to land a kitten-heeled foot squarely in satire. M3GAN sways, sashays and throws shade like a drag performer moonlighting as a black ops agent, and her lines have the polished cruelty of a billion-dollar algorithm with a petty streak, a million followers wide.

What keeps M3GAN 2.0 from short-circuiting under its own processor-intensive plot is its commitment to its bit. With AI having slopped itself over every facet of life in the time since the first film’s release, which was just a couple of months after OpenAI launched the first public ChatGPT, the choice to have the sequel explore anti-AI ideology feels almost algorithmically prescient. There’s a sly, catty irony that as generative AI has grown conspicuously dumber the more widespread it has become, M3GAN’s skewering of the imminent techno dystopia has become smarter and sharper. The script – when it’s not focusing exclusively on Real Housewives Of Silicon Valley bitchy repartee – plays with a philosophical tension between control and freedom, riffing in a subversively inverted way on the classic trope of Asimov’s Three Laws. It’s quite cunning, really. A low-key intellectual flex delivered subliminally while you’re captivated by the glossy spectacle of spinning heel kicks followed by dead-drop quippery.

M3GAN 2.0 may have upgraded some of its slasher software with sci-fi action and geopolitical paranoia expansion packs, but it hasn’t lost its sparkle. Borrowing its base code from Terminator 2: Judgement Day, it turns out, is the right choice. Like Cameron’s sequel, it doesn’t just go bigger but gets cleverer about what its audience actually wants: not just death-by-android, but an anti-hero worth stanning. M3GAN is no longer just a meme; she’s a franchise, a lifestyle, and possibly the first AI singularity to define itself in such a singular way.

The climax, of course, brings the expected twists and beats – it’s nothing if not faithful to Terminator 2‘s template after all – but those final moments never feel final. M3GAN is, after all, an entity that went viral mid-strangulation so of course there’s a backup. Of course she’s still around somewhere, somehow, and, if there were any doubt, the final scene, with a flicker in Gemma’s smart home interface, confirms what we all already knew – and hoped – M3GAN 3.0 is already in beta.

m3gan 2.0 review
Score 8/10


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