Shark WeakSanta Jaws (2018) ReviewDec 25, 20212 min readRead MoreShark WeakCruel Jaws (1995) ends #SharkWeak4🦈 on a profoundly stupid, deeply ignorant and poorly made low note.Jul 16, 20213 min readRead MoreShark WeakCage Dive (2017) reminds us that sometimes when footage is found, it’s absolutely fine to just leave it where it is. #SharkWeak4🦈 ReviewJul 15, 20213 min readRead MoreShark Weak47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2020) adds some Mexican spice to turn a ‘negative encounter’ into a surprisingly positive experience. #SharkWeak4🦈 ReviewJul 14, 20213 min readRead MoreShark WeakSky Sharks (2020) is a disappointment I did Nazi coming. #SharkWeak4🦈 ReviewJul 13, 20213 min readRead MoreShark WeakDeep Blood (1990) will give you cinematic thrombosis. #SharkWeak4🦈 ReviewJul 12, 20212 min readRead MoreShark WeakThat putrid rotting smell isn’t the star of Zombie Shark (2020), it’s the movie itself. #SharkWeak4🦈 ReviewJul 11, 20213 min readRead MoreShark WeakDeep Blue Sea 3 (2020) closes out the trilogy in surprisingly impressive style. #SharkWeak4🦈 ReviewJul 10, 20212 min readRead MoreShark WeakNobody does it better than Shark Killer (2015) #SharkWeak4🦈 ReviewJul 9, 20213 min readRead MoreShark WeakOpen Water (2003) isn’t really a bad shark movie, it’s a movie with sharks in it. #SharkWeak4🦈 ReviewJul 8, 20213 min readRead MoreShark WeakShark Season (2020)’s undoubted lowlight is Michael Madsen’s literally phoned-in performance #SharkWeak4🦈 ReviewJul 7, 20213 min readRead MoreShark WeakGreat White (2021) ain’t so great – but it’s not that bad, either. #SharkWeak4🦈 ReviewJul 6, 20213 min readRead MoreShark WeakSharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (2015) bites off more than it can chew #SharkWeak4🦈 ReviewJul 5, 20212 min readRead MoreShark WeakLand Shark (2017) bites. #SharkWeak4🦈 ReviewJul 4, 20213 min readRead MoreShark WeakClose the beaches! #SharkWeak is back and first we’ll take a big bite out of Bad CGI Sharks (2019) ReviewJul 4, 20193 min readRead MoreShark WeakIn all the shark movies I have encountered on my travels, Frenzy (2019) is the most…stupid. #SharkWeak3 ReviewJul 4, 20193 min readRead MoreShark WeakGarra rufa pedicures are scarier than anything Piranha Sharks (2016) can offer. #SharkWeak3 ReviewJul 5, 20193 min readRead MoreShark WeakIt’s oh, sharks! in the Ozarks as a family vacation turns into a summer shark attack: Ozark Sharks (2016) #SharkWeak3 ReviewJul 5, 20192 min readRead MoreShark WeakThis is one fish tale that’s hard to swallow. Megalodon (2018) #SharkWeak3 ReviewJul 6, 20193 min readRead MoreShark WeakDeep Blue Sea 2 (2018) is the Men In Black II of bad shark movies. #SharkWeak3🦈 ReviewJul 6, 20192 min readRead MoreShark WeakIf I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear! And if I cannot cause fear, I will provoke laughter! Sharkenstein (2016) #SharkWeak3 ReviewJul 7, 20195 min readRead MoreShark WeakLook! Up in the sky! It’s absurd! It’s a shame! Yes, it’s Super Shark (2011) #SharkWeak3 ReviewJul 7, 20192 min readRead MoreShark WeakTrailer Park Shark (2017) is not-so great white trailer trash. #SharkWeak3 ReviewJul 8, 20192 min readRead MoreShark WeakAatank (1996) is the Bollywood bad boy of bad shark movies. #SharkWeak3 ReviewJul 8, 20192 min readRead MoreShark WeakSix times the head, one-sixth of the fun. 6-Headed Shark Attack (2018) #SharkWeak3 ReviewJul 9, 20192 min readRead MoreShark WeakThere’s something really fishy about Dolph Lundgren-‘starring’ lakeside thriller Shark Lake (2015) #SharkWeak3 ReviewJul 9, 20193 min readRead MoreShark WeakThe third dimension is terrible! Jaws 3-D (1983) #SharkWeak3 ReviewJul 10, 20193 min readRead MoreShark WeakAn Inconvenient Tooth: Sharkwater (2006) #SharkWeak3🦈 #ReviewJul 10, 20192 min readRead MoreShark WeakShark Weak 2 has only just begun but I’ve already had it with these motherf***in’ sharks on this motherf***in’ blog. Deep Blue Sea (1999) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 10, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakBeen spending most their lives livin’ in a bull shark’s paradise. Coolio finds himself in Red Water (2003) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 10, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakThe Meg (2018) is a whole lot of fin and a whole lot of fun. #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 10, 20184 min readRead MoreShark WeakSharkzilla (2004) is the Phantom Menace of bad shark movies. #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 11, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakWith great power comes great risibility. Sharkman (2005) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 11, 20182 min readRead MoreShark WeakHow do you make a Venetian blind? Force them to watch Shark In Venice (2008) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 11, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakYou want fear? I’m fear. You want chaos? I’m the chaos. You want a buttload of sharks? Here – I am the buttload of sharks! Armand Assante chews the scenery in Shark Swarm (2008) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 12, 20184 min readRead MoreShark WeakMalibu Shark Attack (2009) gives shark movie fans a rum deal. I’m coconut kidding. #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 12, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakFins are easy when you’re big in Japan. Psycho Shark (2009) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 12, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakThe Reef (2010) brings real sharks and real terror to #SharkWeak2 #ReviewAug 13, 20182 min readRead MoreShark WeakShark Night 3D (2011) is a whole dimension dumber than your average shark movie. #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 13, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakDraining this swamp just reveals more garbage. Swamp Shark (2011) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 14, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakMega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009): Dawn of please-just-make-it-stop. #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 14, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakWhat a croc of shit. Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus (2010) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 15, 20182 min readRead MoreShark WeakTails, you win. Two heads, we lose! 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 15, 20182 min readRead MoreShark WeakJersey Shore Shark Attack (2012) suggests guido shot first. #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 16, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakRevenge is a dish best served tepid in Shark Week (2012) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 16, 20182 min readRead MoreShark WeakGhost Shark (2013) has to be seen to be disbelieved #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 17, 20182 min readRead MoreShark WeakMega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014) has a licence Teal’c kill. #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 17, 20182 min readRead MoreShark Weak3-Headed Shark Attack (2015) is a triple threat: terrible acting, writing and direction! #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 18, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakMega Shark vs Kolossus (2015) is a kolossal waste of time and energy. #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 18, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakAtomic Shark (2016) is a real bomb. #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 18, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakIce Sharks (2016) has a legitimate scientific reason for taking the piss. #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 19, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakThe power of Christ compels you to avoid Shark Exorcist (2016) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 19, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakHello? Advertising Standards Agency? I have a complaint about 5-Headed Shark Attack (2017) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 19, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakYour journey towards the shark side is nearly complete… Empire Of The Sharks (2017) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 20, 20182 min readRead MoreShark WeakHouse Shark (2017) achieves the impossible: it’s a bad shark movie that’s actually really, really great. #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 20, 20183 min readRead MoreShark WeakIt’s all been leading to this? The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 21, 20185 min readRead MoreShark WeakThis film has been ridiculed by top men. Top. Men. Raiders Of The Lost Shark (2015) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewJul 31, 20174 min readRead MoreShark WeakThey were so preoccupied with whether or not they could (they couldn’t), they didn’t stop to think if they should (they shouldn’t have). Jurassic Shark (2011) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewJul 31, 20173 min readRead MoreShark WeakI didn’t much like Sand Sharks (2012). It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets it wrong nearly everywhere. #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewJul 31, 20172 min readRead MoreShark WeakThere’s no business like snow business. Avalanche Sharks (2014) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 1, 20172 min readRead MoreShark WeakEight tentacles and three hundred teeth. What could possibly go wrong? Sharktopus (2010) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 1, 20173 min readRead MoreShark WeakJust about worth buying for a dollar. Roboshark (2015) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 1, 20172 min readRead MoreShark WeakBait (2013) switches things up. #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 2, 20173 min readRead MoreShark WeakMichael Caine’s going to need a bigger house! Jaws: The Revenge (1987) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 2, 20176 min readRead MoreShark WeakEven Berry in a bikini can’t save Dark Tide (2012) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 2, 20172 min readRead MoreShark WeakYou really did it! You maniacs! Damn you! Planet Of The Sharks (2016) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 4, 20173 min readRead MoreShark WeakWho ya gonna call? A Ghostbuster and a Starship Trooper. Shark Attack (1999) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 4, 20173 min readRead MoreShark WeakAn eye for a sister and teeth for everyone! Shark Attack 2 (2000) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 5, 20174 min readRead MoreShark WeakYou’ve seen the gifs, now suffer the movie! Shark Attack 3: Megaladon (2002) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 5, 20173 min readRead MoreShark WeakWith apologies to Eminem. Sharktopus vs Pteracuda (2014) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 5, 20173 min readRead MoreShark WeakSharktopus tries out voodoo on demand in Sharktopus vs Whalewolf (2015) #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 6, 20174 min readRead MoreShark WeakDinoshark (2010) is a croc of shark. #SharkWeak🦈 ReviewAug 6, 20174 min readRead MoreShark WeakAnd now, the end is near and so I face the final #SharkWeak🦈 Review: The Last Shark (1981)Aug 6, 20176 min readRead MoreArticlesShark WeakThat Was The #SharkWeak That WasAug 7, 20176 min readRead MoreHorrorMoviesI take a big ol’ bite out of Sharknado (2013)Aug 13, 20134 min readRead MoreHorrorMoviesMy God – it’s full of crap! Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) ReviewAug 9, 20143 min readRead MoreHorrorMoviesThird time’s the chum… Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015) ReviewJul 24, 20155 min readRead MoreHorrorMoviesSharknado 4: The 4th Awakens (2016) – Syfy’s great white hope finally jumps the shark.Aug 3, 20162 min readRead MoreShark WeakFuck you, Sharknado. Fuck. You. Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017) ReviewAug 8, 20175 min readRead MoreShark WeakIt’s all been leading to this? The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018) #SharkWeak2 ReviewAug 21, 20185 min readRead MoreThe Shark Weak Collection was last modified: January 12th, 2023 by Craig Holton
