Fuck you, Sharknado. Fuck. You. Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017) Review
As I hope #SharkWeak has proved, I’m a huge fan of Shark movies, be they the prime cuts like “Jaws”, the gourmet burgers such as “Deep Blue Sea” or the dirty kebab van sustenance of SyFy original movies. I can tolerate wooden acting and look past the occasionally shoddy special effects (I grew up watching ..