You want fear? I’m fear. You want chaos? I’m the chaos. You want a buttload of sharks? Here – I am the buttload of sharks! Armand Assante chews the scenery in Shark Swarm (2008) #SharkWeak2 Review
Too short to be a miniseries but too long, really, to be a movie, this Hallmark production weighs in at a whale shark-esque two hours and forty minutes, which is a long time to endure a bad shark movie, so it’s a good thing this one is – believe it or not – actually halfway ..