House Shark (2017) Review

House Shark (2017) Review

House Shark achieves the impossible: it’s a bad shark movie that’s actually really, really great Once in a while, you come across a film which completely upends any assumptions or expectations you have. As I crawl wearily to the end of this far too long stretch of bad shark movies for #SharkWeak2, “House Shark” has ..

Shark Encounters Of The Third Kind (2020) Review

Shark Encounters Of The Third Kind (2020) Review

Cinematically, this is a close encounter of the turd kind Shark Encounters of the Third Kind is the latest aquatic abomination from Mark Polonia, the auteur behind such illustrious titles as Sharkenstein and Land Shark. If you’re expecting a seamless blend of Spielbergian wonder and nautical terror, you’ll be sorely disappointed. Instead, prepare yourself for ..