Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) Review

*SPOILERS* Producer Michael Bay and Director Jonathan Liebesman (but really Producer Michael Bay) are proud to present their bold reimagining of…”The Amazing Spider-Man”. No, seriously – it’s the exact same story and pretty much the same set pieces, only this time the mutated reptiles are the good guys. I’ve no special nostalgic attachment to “Teenage…