Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens (2016) Review

Okay. Enough already. This one-joke franchise has more than outstayed its welcome and this flabby, facile and unfocussed fourth outing should (but won’t) mark the end of it. From the tediously laboured “Star Wars”-themed opening, the whole thing feels tired and dated. The pre-credits sequence set in Vegas immediately underlines the cheapness of the whole … Continue reading Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens (2016) Review

Crank: High Voltage (2009) Review

*SPOILERS* If "Crank" was 'Grand Theft Auto' brought to brazen, bonkers life, "Crank: High Voltage" takes its cracked inspiration from a variety of sources. From 8-bit video games to man-in-a-suit monster movies, there's nothing that this shamelessly daft, gratuitously violent sequel won't plunder to keep its breakneck momentum and freewheeling narrative careering forward. The theme … Continue reading Crank: High Voltage (2009) Review