Sand Sharks (2012) Review

Sand Sharks (2012) Review

I didn’t much like Sand Sharks. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets it wrong nearly everywhere. Well, would you look at this, a faint vestige of production values and technical ability! We even have a star name attached (Corin Nemec, “Parker Lewis Can’t Lose”, “Stargate: SG-1”). Now, there is actually a species ..

Empire Of The Sharks (2017) Review

Empire Of The Sharks (2017) Review

Your journey towards the shark side is complete… “Empire Of The Sharks” scores an early win with a mention of ‘trained ninja sharks’, a formidable weapon on a post-apocalyptic, flooded ecosystem. A biosphere covered entirely in water. An oceanic globe. An aquatic planet. Hmm. If only there was an easy way of saying it… On ..

6-Headed Shark Attack (2018) Review

6-Headed Shark Attack (2018) Review

Six times the head, one-sixth of the fun Skulking in the shadows of the more headline-grabbing “Sharknado” series, another franchise has been chomping its way through people’s precious time and now finds itself on its fourth instalment and sixth head. “6-Headed Shark Attack” continues the series’ strong theme of having absolutely no connection to the ..

Planet Of The Sharks (2016) Review

Planet Of The Sharks (2016) Review

You really did it! You maniacs! Damn you! “Planet Of The Sharks” is the selachian sequel to “Waterworld” that nobody needed, wanted or even asked for. This is as high concept as SyFy movies come and, surprisingly, it’s actually pretty good fun. In the future, climate change has completely melted the polar ice caps and ..