Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2017) Review

There was a howl of outrage heard around the world when plans were first announced to make another “Jumanji” film. Up until then, I don’t think anyone had really been aware of in what high esteem the original – albeit fondly thought of – had been held. Turns out the Robin Williams CG-heavy jungle adventure…

A Haunted House 2 (2014) Review

Oh boy. When will I learn? Looking back, I enjoyed the first “A Haunted House” enough to give it a (with hindsight generous) 6/10 so I was actually looking forward to this sequel. That’s the real horror of this exceedingly poor succession of hit and miss gags, most of which miss by a mile. Whereas…

Gone Girl (2014) Review

It’s nearly impossible to discuss this film without veering into spoiler territory so – reluctantly – I’m going to have to put up a precautionary *SPOILER WARNING* even though I’ll try and be as oblique as possible. When Nick Dunne (Ben Affleck) returns home to find his home in disarray and his wife Amy (Rosamund Pike)…

Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters (2013) Review

“Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters” is the sequel to 2010’s modestly successful and reasonably entertaining “Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief”. Unfortunately, the wordiness of the title isn’t the only thing that’s been scaled back since the last time we hung out with Percy & Friends. “Sea Of Monsters” is a cheap and…