Skulking in the shadows of the mode headline-grabbing âSharknadoâ series, another franchise has been chomping its way through peopleâs precious time and now finds itself on its fourth instalment and sixth head. â6-Headed Shark Attackâ continues the seriesâ strong theme of having absolutely no connection to the previous movies save for one-upping the headcount and…
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Megalodon (2018) #SharkWeak3đŠ Review
Star names are no rarity when it comes to bad shark movies, but there are two distinct styles the genre adopts. Some, like say Kirsty Swanson in âSwamp Sharkâ are in the movie for the long haul whereas others, like Michael Madsen in this movie, were obviously filmed in a couple of hours one morning…
Empire Of The Sharks (2017) #SharkWeak2 Review
âEmpire Of The Sharksâ scores an early win with a mention of âtrained ninja sharksâ, a formidable weapon on a post-apocalyptic, flooded ecosystem. A biosphere covered entirely in water. An oceanic globe. An aquatic planet. Hmm. If only there was an easy way of saying it… On a future earth where 98% of the surface…
Ice Sharks (2016) #SharkWeak2 Review
When an arctic research station finds itself under attack from aggressive sharks and the break up of the ice shelf its built on, the crew must struggle against the odds to survive long enough to be rescued. Thereâs a lot thatâs confused about this Asylum production and yet its one of few bad shark movies…
Mega Shark vs Kolossus (2015) #SharkWeak2 Review
Sometime in the future, the world has yet to recover from the last mega shark attack. A voiceover tells us that the near total halt of global shipping plus a general avoidance of the coast and water by the population of the world has had a devastating economic impact. Weâre told this over footage of…
3-Headed Shark Attack (2015) #SharkWeak2 Review
A 3-headed shark suddenly attacks a group of partying teenagers, killing all of them except one who was on a buoy while the rest of the teens were at the beach. The shark then proceeds to attack the Persephone, an underwater research facility studying the Pacific Garbage Patch. Some of the research personnel manage to…
