Zumbo’s Just Desserts will take you to a world of pure manipulation…

Reality TV is an odd fit for a streaming service like Netflix, but it must help fill up those ‘original’ content quotas to buy up international shows for markets they were never broadcast in. So it is with Australian Willy Wonka-inspired “Great British Bake Off” knock-off “Zumbo’s Just Desserts”.

Headed up by celebrated Australian pâtissier Adriano Zumbo, each episode sees amateur contestants trying to impress Zumbo and his fellow judge Rachel Khoo with their own creations, with the bottom two each show forced to battle it out against each other by replicating one of Zumbo’s own esoteric and technically challenging desserts to avoid elimination.

There’s an almost zealously bright and breezy attitude to “Zumbo’s Just Desserts”, from its gaudily coloured converted factory setting to the fantasy Candyland of the set, it’s clearly reaching for the magic and wonder of the 1971 Gene Wilder musical by way of musical cues from “Harry Potter” but it’s always trying too hard and never feels natural or authentic.

It’s not helped by Zumbo and Khoo’s stiffness on camera. They’re awkward in their delivery of the scripted banter and struggle, especially in early episodes to establish any kind of warmth or chemistry. They’re also hampered by a strange decision to keep the judges aloof from the contestants so there’s no casual interaction throughout the cooking like you have on bake off and there’s no discussion between judges and contestants until judging.

Lacking a host, such as Mel and Sue or, indeed, Noel and Sandy, it leaves a hole in the format and always makes the contestants feel isolated. Zumbo and Rachel do have an assistant – Gigi Falanga, whose primary role seems to be to screech time warnings to the contestants and, occasionally, visit them at their workstations to disrupt their efforts and chip away at their confidence.

Zumbo's Just Desserts Season 1 Review

The contestants are the usual mix of personalities you’d expect and it takes a few episodes before the real characters start to emerge. Mostly they’re a likable bunch, but every good drama needs a villain and “Zumbo’s Just Desserts” finds it in Daniel, an arrogant, semi-delusional misogynistic ex-bouncer whose sense of entitlement and propensity for blaming everyone except himself for any setback offers a perverse fascination and keeps you coming back for more in the hopes of seeing him get his comeuppance when you might have decided to pack in watching the series.

It’s all a bit over-egged, to be honest, but the refreshingly blunt attitudes of the Australian contestants means that, when it comes to the crunch, no feelings are spared between contestants. Of course, it’s so clumsily overproduced and archly edited that you can see the joins as the show manipulates you into seeing things the way it wants you to. Maybe Daniel’s a thoroughly nice bloke after all, although I doubt it.

Brash and showy instead of charming and cosy, “Zumbo’s Just Desserts” might satisfy your cravings in the absence of Paul Hollywood and pals but there’s no doubt it’s the high fructose corn syrup to “The Great British Bake Off”’s natural cane sugar.

zumbo's just desserts review
Score 6/10


Hi there! If you enjoyed this post, why not sign up to get new posts sent straight to your inbox?

Sign up to receive a weekly digest of The Craggus' latest posts.

We don’t spam! Read our privacy policy for more info.

logo

Related posts

Fury (2014) Review

Fury (2014) Review

Fury is full of sound but signifies nothing. War is Hell. “Fury” is very clear on this point and it goes out of its way to show you just how raw and primal it can be in an attempt to be a significant film. Set during the final months of World War II in Europe, “Fury” follows the fortunes...

Pet Sematary (2019) Review

Pet Sematary (2019) Review

2019's Pet Sematary just goes to show that when it comes to remakes, read is still better. Handsomely produced and atmospherically shot, this re-adaptation of Stephen King’s powerful exploration of grief serves to underline the key message of the original novel: it’s best to let dead...

Patriots Day (2017) Review

Patriots Day (2017) Review

Patriots Day walks a fine line between true drama and 'too soon' drama. It’s been less than four years since the Boston Marathon Bombings, and I went into Patriots Day wondering what the film, made so soon after the saturation news coverage, hoped to achieve. Director Peter Berg, of...

The Requin (2022) Review

The Requin (2022) Review

A crappy shark movie by any other name would smell just as fishy By the transitive properties of crappy shark movie budgets, The Requin (also known, more generically, as From Below) pays for its bigger star name by having a much smaller cast but it does innovate in finding a new...

Spoof: Based On A True Movie (2017) Review

Spoof: Based On A True Movie (2017) Review

Spoof: Based On A True Movie turns out to be a diamond in the VoD rough. Once in a while, down in the depths of Netflix or Amazon Prime, you come across something so odd looking, it would be a dereliction of duty not to watch it. Or maybe that’s just me? In any event, it happened to me...

A Fox In The Mouse House

A Fox In The Mouse House

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" - That seems to sum up most people's reaction to the status-quo-shattering acquisition of the entertainment assets of Twentieth Century Fox. It's also, ironically, a quote which will become the property of...