Star Trek: Lower Decks S1E03 – Temporal Edict Review

Star Trek: Lower Decks S1E03 – Temporal Edict Review

TEMPORAL EDICT sees LOWER DECKS confront one of the franchise’s most absurd tendencies – its refusal to acknowledge music from any time after the early 20th century. Tendi and Mariner bring heavy metal to light entertainment as they rock out during Boimler’s staid violin recital and inadvertently cause some tensions on the bridge. The real ..

47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2020) Review

47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2020) Review

47 Meters Down: Uncaged adds some Mexican spice to turn a ‘negative encounter’ into a surprisingly positive experience It’s fairly common in the world of bad shark movies for franchises to be fashioned out of films that share little to nothing in common other than the presence of sharks. In fact, it’s actually quite rare ..

Open Water (2003) Review

Open Water (2003) Review

Open Water isn’t really a shark movie, it’s a movie with sharks in it Like dolphins caught up in a tuna net, the trawl of the murky depths of bad shark movies occasionally hauls in something which either isn’t a terrible movie or, even rarer, isn’t really a shark movie. OPEN WATER is one of ..

Deep Blood (1990) Review

Deep Blood (1990) Review

Deep Blood will give you cinematic thrombosis Reaching deep into the chum bucket of bad shark movies for Shark Weak 4, I’ve managed to dredge up the cinematic equivalent of a decomposing fish head in the form of 1990’s spectacularly awful Italian sharksploitation flick DEEP BLOOD. Four friends head off on vacation but when a ..

Star Trek: Lower Decks S1E06 – Terminal Provocations Review

Star Trek: Lower Decks S1E06 – Terminal Provocations Review

TERMINAL PROVOCATIONS sees STAR TREK LOWER DECKS finally get round to doing a malfunctioning holodeck story – in its own inimitable style. During a tense standoff with a crew of Drookmani scavengers over some Starfleet salvage, Tendi confesses she never finished her spacewalk training and asks Rutherford to help. Meanwhile, Boimler and Mariner find themselves ..

Deep Blue Sea 3 (2020) Review

Deep Blue Sea 3 (2020) Review

Deep Blue Sea 3 closes out the trilogy in surprisingly impressive style After the flaccid and facile retread that was DEEP BLUE SEA 2, my expectations for this movie would have plumbed the depths of the challenger deep. In the annals of bad shark movie history, of course, it’s not unprecedented for a shark movie ..

Doctor Who: The Halloween Apocalypse Review

Doctor Who: The Halloween Apocalypse Review

The Halloween Apocalypse tricks and treats in equal measure It’s hard to say where expectations are for THE HALLOWEEN APOCALYPSE, the first episode of Whittaker’s third and apparently final, season of DOCTOR WHO. With the announcement of her, and indeed showrunner Chris Chibnall’s departure, the scene should be set for a celebratory romp to the ..

Cage Dive (2017) Review

Cage Dive (2017) Review

Cage Dive reminds us that sometimes when footage is found, it’s absolutely fine to just leave it where it is Found footage horror is quite the rarity in the bad shark movie genre but then again, CAGE DIVE (sometimes badged as OPEN WATER 3: CAGE DIVE although it has no direct relationship OPEN WATER) is ..

Shark Killer (2015) Review

Shark Killer (2015) Review

Nobody does it better than Shark Killer From its Saul Bass-inspired opening credits, it’s clear that SHARK KILLER isn’t your everyday crappy shark movie. Instead, it’s a goofy action-adventure movie with a dashing hero, a feisty love interest and a plot-driving MacGuffin – with a bunch of sharks thrown in for good measure. This is ..

Doctor Who: Survivors Of The Flux Review

Doctor Who: Survivors Of The Flux Review

Steven Moffat may have promised us a sci-fi fairy-tale but it’s Chris Chibnall who gives the Doctor a wicked stepmother Like an unwelcome Gandalf The White, many of Chibnall’s follies return to us now, at the turning of the tide in SURVIVORS OF THE FLUX, an episode title which feels more like a writer’s note ..

Star Trek: Lower Decks S1E09 – Crisis Point Review

Star Trek: Lower Decks S1E09 – Crisis Point Review

In order to prepare for the upcoming advanced diplomacy programme, Boimler creates a holodeck programme of the USS Cerritos in order to get the inside scoop on how to impress Captain Freeman but when Mariner is ordered into therapy after overstepping protocol once too often, she decides to repurpose Boimler’s brown-nosing programme into a thereputic ..

Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E02 – Kayshon, His Eyes Open Review

Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E02 – Kayshon, His Eyes Open Review

KAYSHON, HIS EYES OPEN makes a deceptively obvious callback to DARMOK but it’s really burying the lede which is that, once again, Mariner is about to be confronted by not only her own recklessness but her tendency to overshadow and endanger her friends. Meanwhile, Boimler’s tour of duty on the Titan reaches a very STAR ..

Loki Episode 2

Loki Episode 2

The Variant Review Perhaps lulled into a false sense of cynicism by the uneven pacing of THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER, the second episode of Marvel’s Disney+ series LOKI took me by surprise. Rather than hitting the brakes and treading water to provide more details of the world of the TVA introduced in GLORIOUS ..

Land Shark (2017) Review

Land Shark (2017) Review

Land Shark bites There are, broadly speaking, two types of bad shark movies. Those that are professionally yet ineptly made and those that are the work of dedicated – if not necessarily talented – amateurs. LAND SHARK is definitely one of the latter. Written and, apparently, directed by Mark Polonia (despite plentiful evidence to the ..

Nina (2016) Review

Nina (2016) Review

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