The Princess Switch (2018) Review

The Princess Switch (2018) Review

Netflix’s Great Christmas Bake-Off! As Netflix continues to make its big push to become the new Hallmark, a slew of cookie-cutter Christmas movies have started appearing on the streaming network. “The Princess Switch” takes the well-worn tale of “The Prince And The Pauper” and dusts it with the seasonal covering of icing sugar in the ..

Aquaman (2018) Review

Aquaman (2018) Review

Is the DCEU better down where it’s wetter? Imagine, ten years ago, if someone had told you the future of the DC cinematic universe would rest on the shoulders of…Aquaman. Yeah, that Aquaman, the character who had only really made it into pop culture consciousness as a fish-wrangling joke. Fresh from the, if not triumph, ..

Mortal Engines (2018) Review

Mortal Engines (2018) Review

Cinema continues to be barren ground for the seeding of new franchises Despite an impeccable cast and an intriguing premise, “Mortal Engines” looks likely to follow in the tracks of “His Dark Materials” adaptation “The Golden Compass” and fail to thrive in the cinematic environment. It’s a shame, too, but it underlines the difficulties faced ..

Doctor Who: It Takes You Away Review

Doctor Who: It Takes You Away Review

It Takes You Away is a case of alas, through the looking glass Shirt watch: Blue This week, it’s Doctor wHomage as we get spooky and surreal and writer Ed Hime brings us a Whovian spin on some familiar horror tropes with “It Takes You Away”. Having arrived back in the present, the Doctor, Graham, ..

Holmes & Watson (2018) Review

Holmes & Watson (2018) Review

Holmes & Watson is excrementary, my dear reader. The 1988 Michael Caine/ Ben Kingsley movie “Without A Clue” asked what would happen if Holmes was actually an idiot and Dr Watson was the genius but “Holmes & Watson” dares to ask what if they were both imbeciles, in a crass and witless farce? The answer ..

How Thanos Stole Christmas

How Thanos Stole Christmas

How Thanos Stole Christmas by The Craggus & Dr Seuss Every hero in Marvel liked Christmas a lot…But Thanos who lived madly on Titan, did NOT!Thanos hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.It could be the loss of his world’s population,Who feasted and partied themselves into ..

Suspiria (2018) Review

Suspiria (2018) Review

Suspiria’s strictly crone dancing may leave you bewitched, bothered and a little bewildered. It takes nerve and vision to remake something as cinematically revered as “Suspiria” so there’s no doubting director Luca Guadagnino’s ambition and confidence. In reimagining the sacred, Guadagnino manages to take the bones of the original and reshape them into something disturbingly ..

Doctor Who: The Battle Of Ranskoor Av Kolos Review

Doctor Who: The Battle Of Ranskoor Av Kolos Review

The Battle Of Ranskoor Av Kolos proves that even newer villains can feel a bit long in the tooth Shirt watch: blue. Well, here we are: “The Battle Of Ranskoor Av Kolos”, the season finale, the capstone to the 13th Doctor’s first set of adventures. Time to find out what ‘the timeless child’ was all ..

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse (2018) Review

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse (2018) Review

Oh what a spangled web Sony weave with Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse Bringing the multiverse to your friendly neighbourhood multiplex, Sony have finally captured lightning in a bottle for the second time and created a great Spider-Man movie. With (literally) dazzling animation, a breezy and effervescent story and engaging character work, “Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse” ..