Shark Week (2012) Review

Shark Week (2012) Review

Revenge is a dish best served tepid “Shark Week”, very much not to be confused with the annual…

The Reef (2010) Review

The Reef (2010) Review

The Reef brings real sharks and real terror to Shark Weak 2 The thing I love about…

Sharkwater (2006) Review

Sharkwater (2006) Review

An Inconvenient Tooth Bad shark movies are a lot of fun, but behind all the hyped-up mega…

Mega Shark vs Kolossus (2015) Review

Mega Shark vs Kolossus (2015) Review

Mega Shark vs Kolossus is a kolossal waste of time and energy Sometime in the future, the world…

Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012) Review

Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012) Review

Jersey Shore Shark Attack suggests guido shot first While the idea of sharks as merciless…

Shark Lake (2015) Review

Shark Lake (2015) Review

There’s something really fishy about Dolph Lundgren-‘starring’ lakeside…

The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018) Review

The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018) Review

It’s all been leading to this? So it’s come to this: The Last Sharknado. Can I get that in…

Mako (2021) Review

Mako (2021) Review

Mako turns the Red Sea red Despite its branding-friendly moniker, the Mako shark has long been…

Red Water (2003) Review

Red Water (2003) Review

Been spending most their lives livin’ in a bull shark’s paradise. Coolio finds…

Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast (2011) Review

Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast (2011) Review

Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast gets its norks out for the sharks Sometimes when I’m curating the…

Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018) Review

Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018) Review

Deep Blue Sea 2 is the Men In Black II of bad shark movies “Deep Blue Sea 2” is a movie…

Malibu Shark Attack (2009) Review

Malibu Shark Attack (2009) Review

Malibu Shark Attack gives shark movie fans a rum deal, I’m coconut kidding “Malibu Shark…

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